Sing to the tune "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" Stay away form the pack, Jack Don't visit your Gran, Stan Wipe down every toy, Roy To keep virus free Don't hop on the Bus, Gus Don't obsess on CNN, Gwen Don't hoard the TP, Lee Stay virus free Sneeze into your sleeve, Steve Stop touching your face, Grace Keep back six feet, Pete Heed the CDC Just use the Purell, Mel Keep wipes in your purse, Nurse Take care of your stock, Doc You need the PPE This isn't Spring Break, Jake Stay home if you're sick, Dick As COVID leaps, peeps Just follow the rules, fools And stay virus-free (Based on a posting by C. Courtney and via L. Gumina)